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After hearing on several of the Windhill Wanderers message boards of the news that you have admitted your sexuality in a recent phone call to Jack Halliday (disabled boy) the Kop are wondering why you are still employed by our football club, we have already made our opinions clear about this issue and we feel we are owed an apology or an explanation as to why we have been lyed to. We are also concerned with the lack of results on the sales front, we employed you in good faith and were promised funds from the sales of some old shirts the club no longer required., unfortunately nothing has materialised from this and given the other problems that have arisen we will have no option but to start a full scale riot at the next home game should you still be in a position of authority.

Final Warning.

North Stand Loyal.

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Dear Mr Saville,

After hearing of your recent appointment of a new assistant to the general manager we would like to express our concerns regarding the sexuality of this man, our main problem is the rumour that the man in question has had anal sex with another male - which the hardcore supporters who follow this team week in week out find repulsive. When we (the windhill faithfull) travel up and down this great country to watch our team we do not expect a 'gay boy' to share the same changing rooms as the players, we feel this may soften the Yorkshire spirit that has been installed in the team over the last few years. If this lady boy continues to be part of the Windhill set up we shall be forced to boycott matches as we feel our reputation will be tarnished and as windhillites we will not tolerate this. As manager of this football club we feel we must insist on this ultimatum - us or him/her.

The Choice is Yours

North Stand Loyal.

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Dear Mr Rooke,

Firstly I would like to congratulate you on your recent appointment as Windhill Wanderers General Sales Manager/Assistant Team Manager, you were obviously the stand out candidate for this role and have all the credentials to go far in the field of sales and football management.

You have proved you were the correct choice for this position with your almost instantaneous pre-agreement of the sale of the unused kit, these items have been in the clubhouse for several months only taking up space, thanks to your pro-active attitude the club can now generate some much needed funds with the sale of these kits.

I would like to throw my support behind one of the ideas you have proposed with regards to the expenditure of the profit generated over the past two seasons. However, I agree with both excellent ideas as I think that purchasing new team kits would generate even more of a team ethic on the pitch and having one or possibly two team outings will be a fantastic opportunity for the team and management to fully bond with each other and also create even more of that famous Windhill Wanderers "togetherness".

I will be monitoring the feedback to your post closely in order to assist you in the arrangements for the use of the turnover from your agreed deal to sell the equipment in question.

Once again on behalf of myself, the backroom staff, players, fans and everyone involved with the club I would like to thank you for the tremendous effort and endeavor that you have put into this matter and with your input we look forward to a bright future for Windhill Wanderers Football Club.

Yours Sincerely

Chris Saville
Team Manager

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I quite like a Richmond Irish recipe sausage sandwich every now and again. Rather scrumptious indeed

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This websites fukin shit, your all shit the teams fukin shit just a way you can all bum each other, when you were talking bowt it in courts ages ago thought u were jokin if i was playing you'd be winning every match but sav tried to turn you all against me well your all fukin gay and think you shud stop playing next to courts or ma mates are gunna batter you's all. ahhh fuk off frm kyle

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Think we shud start filling the fan club with possitive things now instead of insults cant be doing the team any good.

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Pity isnt spelt right its one t
lying isnt spelt right the ie changes to a y
ignorame isnt even a word
thats all from me the mystery spellchecker
GoodBye

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Might help if you spell that one word correctly jacky boy.

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