Name: Chris Saville
Nickname: Sav, Savilinho
Position: Striker
Appearences: 16
Goals: 48
Man of the Match: 1

Erm well its me so dont want to write owt about how amazingly good I am so ill get someone else to do it ha ha only joking. This is being edited on the day we play Ring O'Bells and im supposed to be playing in goal, so I apoligise in advance for a shit performance and ill understand if I am to be sacked.

Interesting Fact: Hmm theres a few but I think everybody wants to go with that somebody switched my drink at joe's house and put something in it that makes you need to shit outdoors, so I had one outside Joe's garden but like I say it was medical, not my fault at all!!!