Name: Jason Stoney
Nickname: The Beast, Sloth
Position: Goalkeeper
Appearences: 1
Goals: 0
Man of the Match: 0

Father of goalkeeping prodigy Aaron, Jason is a fine keeper and made his debut against The Marsh and pulled off a string of stunning saves and also has conceded the least goals in a match then any of the clubs other keepers. His presence in goal also seems to bolster the confidence of the team.

Interesting Fact: When Jason was 13 he went to the zoo and a friendly giraffe came over and he starting cring like a baby and ran away. Also his mother still beats him up with her broom and slippers if he gets drunk.